Girls, How To Tell If A Guy is Gay

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Girls, How To Tell If A Guy is Gay

Note To J-Lo

August 1. 2012

Jennifer Lopez and new boyfriend Casper Smart

Yesterday I was having lunch at a restaurant when I noticed a good looking guy…sitting with another guy, having a conversation. Another girl who walked past their table, was staring at him as well, because like I said, he was good looking. Shortly after he got up to get his ahem, friend, a drink. I thought, well, maybe it’s just his friend.

Casper Smart posing with fellow back-up dancers. The photo has been redacted by the Judiciary Report as Smart placed something in his underwear to mimic an erection.

When he got back to the table with the beverages, he whipped out a tube of hand lotion, used some on his hands, then delicately offered his male friend some of the moisturizer. Then I thought, "Yep, he’s gay. Moving on…" So ladies, if you see dudes delicately exchanging hand lotion in public, they are gay.

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