February 4. 2009

Apparently, America’s jobless rate is worse than previously thought. In a country of 300,000,000 people, Nancy Pelosi stated "500,000,000 American jobs" will be lost, if the stimulus bill is not approved in Congress. Yea, it’s the new math.

I have a question. When she says "American jobs" does she mean North America, as in America and Canada, plus South America (because even then, that statement still wouldn't make sense). Either that or Angelina Jolie has been adopting more kids again, driving up the population.

Just last week Pelosi dissed Politico and Drudge for picking apart her wasteful spending programs, by snootily pulling rank on them stating "I am the Speaker of the House" and not apart of "the pop culture" dismissing their valid points.

Well, "Madam, Speaker of the House" I am "Speaker of the Internet" and I say you can't add.