Britain's King Charles, 75, who recently ascended the throne, was having problems on another throne, known as the toilet, due to an enlarged prostate. King Charles has been released from the hospital after undergoing surgery for said prostate enlargement. That mean Queen Camilla, 76, has to stay off the crown jewels until he heals. Try to control yourself, Camilla.

Next up is Kate Middleton, 42, the wife of the Duke of Cambridge, also known as Prince William, 41. Middleton was in the hospital for 2-weeks, as she underwent stomach surgery. Middleton was released this week as well. The Palace has been tight lipped about her condition, but did disclose it is not cancer. Rumors on social networking speculate it was due to Ozempic, the drug celebrities are using to lose weight, but it is said to damage the stomach.

King Charles, Queen Camilla, and the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge

Middleton used to be about 30-pounds heavier when she was dating Prince William. Now she is skinny in a manner that hints at anorexia, under the pressures of having to live up to the late Princess Diana's stunning beauty (Princess Diana spoke of battling bulimia).

Me personally I think Kate underwent a titty lift not stomach surgery (LOL). Kate popped out three kids in a few years, with the youngest, social networking favorite and cutie Prince Louis, looking like he probably finished her chi-chis off like she was a milking station. I'm kidding (LOL).

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