I was humorously informed yesterday that thieving pop singer Madonna has spent an estimated $1,000,000 on plastic surgery over the course of her career that has failed over the past decade. I was informed some years she spent $100,000 on facelifts, nose jobs, turkey neck wobble removal, liposuction, implants, breast lifts, arm surgery, butt surgery, knee surgery to remove wrinkled skin, cheek implants, collagen and botox.

Madonna

At first I laughed because I thought to myself, if you spend that much money on plastic surgery, you should be fabulous like Megan Fox, who's had work done. You should be fierce like Halle Berry, who is also beautiful. You should be gorgeous like Christie Brinkley. However, Madonna has spent over $1,000,000 on plastic surgery and looks busted. Time for a refund!